Friday, October 24, 2008

Something or nother

Don't know what it is...don't care, it's parked pretty bad.

2 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Chevrolet Tahoe

This driver managed to get very close to half of his tahoe outside of the parking space!

4 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Saturn

-=sigh=- Another handicrapped parking job. Not much to say, but I am going to try and give more accurate ratings instead of just giving everyone that's outside the lines a 10. From this point on, we'll assume that 1 is just on the line, or just outside the line, and 10 is up to and including parked across the lines. With that being said...

3 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Friday, October 17, 2008

Honda Accord

Another phailed handicapped parking job. I've got a good 40-60 more bad parking job pictures that contain many handicapped parking jobs. The only thing that makes me want to stop using handicapped pictures is that I speak to and help load many handicapped peoples cars that are parked like absolute crap! But they're very very nice usually, and I feel bad! Ugg...

10 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Sunday, September 28, 2008

Chevrolet Trailblazer

I think they should give parking tickets for this crap. Nothing says "%$#@ you" like a parking ticket! At any rate, epic phail on his car parking job.

14 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Ford Escape (this prick is NOT handicap!)

Oh oh oh man, I hate this driver so much. I watched this pathetic excuse for a parking job take place. The asshole pulls strait in, just like that, makes NO attempt to straiten out the car, and leaves it parked like that. Then both the passenger and driver hop out of the car, and walk to the entrance and go inside without so much as a limp! They're human garbage as far as I'm concerned!

(bonus bad score for drivers actions)
16 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Dodge Caravan

So close to being inside the line and as my site proves over and over, there's plenty of cars out there parked much worse. Still, this is some bad parking.

9 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Chevrolet Express

More bad parking by...yep, another handicap person :\ I'm not trying to pick on them or anything it's just, their car parking tends to suck...or in this case, their van parking.

13 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Friday, September 26, 2008

Chevrolet Colorado

Apparently this is how you parking when you attempt to drive from the passenger side.

13 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Chevrolet Equinox

Some customembers (a hybrid word I made up from the words customer and member) got in the way of this shot. It's still quite possible to see that they're over the line to the right.

11 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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GMC Suburban

DAMNIT ALL! I'm so mad at how blurry this picture turned out. It's such a beautiful example of a $%@! parking job and it's blurry! -sigh- it could of been much worse though, at least it wasn't to the point where it was so bad you can't make out anything.

13 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Ford Escape

So I'm sitting here looking at this picture, trying my best to figure out how this could of happened. Surely they would have noticed such a messed up parking job. It can be difficult sometimes to tell if you're strait or in the lines, but there's a line (metaphorically speaking) that when crossed, you're just gonna freaking know. My conclusion; they just don't give a $%@!, which puts this driver a little on the asshole side.

12 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Last game at yankee stadium




I just wanted to take a minute to recognize that today, Sunday, September 21, 2008 is the day of the last game ever to be held at Yankee Stadium. I've never really cared too much about baseball, but my mom loves it, and I won't deny that it is sad, even to me. My mom and sister are really the only reason I know anything about this, and they were lucky enough to be able to attend all six games of the Yankee's next to last home stand. They also went on a stadium tour and saw Yogi Berra taping that commercial they've been playing about the stadium. The images shown above are of Yogi Berra and a camera crew and were taken during the tour.


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Pontiac

Something that may be noticeable is that a lot of my pictures are of handicapped drivers; but what can I say? They tend to be the worst parkers. I hate saying that because it's mean, but it's just true. If there's one thing I've learned while working in a parking lot, it's that 40-50% of handicapped drivers either don't know how to park, or just don't care. The way I see some people pull in is just unbelievable; If I ever get a chance I'll start posting videos of people's bad parking.

All that being said, this driver isn't handicapped, but that only makes his sad excuse for a parking job that much worse.

12 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Chrysler something or nother

At least with this one I can kind of see where they would have thought they were in the lines.

11 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Ford Taurus station wagon

Yet another driver with a case of the "I don't know wtf those yellow lines are for" syndrome

13 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Ford (Bronco?)

What can I say that hasn't already been said? Two yellow lines; vehicle belongs in-between them. Not on them, not over them, in between them. It's actually quite simple, it's beyond me how people manage to screw that up.

14 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

VolksWagen

This car was parked right next to the asshole's car; I don't know who's it is, but it's parked pretty much exactly like jasons car.

haha, this is wills car xD He must of been working late. :P

16 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Toyota 4runner

Nothing special here, just way to far to the left. (the bottom right corner reveals a cart that I'm pushing WHILE taking the picture...oh yeah, I'm that good)

10 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Toyota Prius

I can't imagine what compels people to park so horribly! A lot of them don't even attempt to fix their train wreck of a parking job. Hmm...but something is amiss here. The driver is driving a prius which means he/she cares about something. Either the environment, or gas prices, or both! So why is it they don't care about parking in the lines? Hmm...OF COURSE! It's because their an asshole!

12 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Nissan Sentra

Work is for people who don't know how to fish. Fishing is for people who don't know how to park...apparently. (I know that's not that clever but I just don't care right now. Maybe I'll come up with something better later).

13 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Pontiac (Jasons car)

I finally got around to removing this picture...I went a little far calling him an asshole. He's a bit of a prick when it comes to authority, but when he's not trying to boss people around, he's alright.

Yay, I couldn't wait until I got to this one! I know the driver (Jason) of this car just well enough to know that he's an ass, so that just makes the posting of this picture all the better for me! Unfortunately, I have to be fair and say that in his defense, the store was closed so it kind of didn't matter...but my motto is "No mercy, no excuses" (or something along those lines anyway)

16 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Ford Explorer (bonus sunset in the background!)

I couldn't help but notice the amazingly beautiful sunset gracing this vehicle with it's fading presence...ahh, it's the simple things in life that bring the most joy; a nice cool evening, amazing mountainous sunset, and a driver that doesn't know how to guide his vehicle in-between two lines.

13 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Chevrolet

This parking job (while horrible) isn't worthy of witty and judgmental comments.

11 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Buick

The thing that probably sticks out more than anything is that this picture is crooked, the car is actually parked inside the lines (as you can see) but it's pretty crooked. I'm having a difficult time coming up with a rating for this one; I orginally thought I'd just make all the extremly bad parking jobs over a 10 out of 10 rating, but that technically increases the scale and so now I'm comparing this job with those...so I just say screw it, it's not important.

7 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Friday, September 12, 2008

Motorcycle parked next to a cart return

A yourparkingsucks.us first! A reader submission! One I know...and force to visit my site frequently, but a reader nonetheless!

13 out of 10

Safeway; Moscow, ID

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Ford Explorer


A particularly bad parking job, about one quarter (if that) of the vehicle is in the actual parking space. The other three quarters are in the spacer that's put in between handicap parking spaces for the purpose of giving extra room for ramps and such!

16 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Dodge Caravan

There is a special message embedded in the photo that you can only see if you view the picture at full size. I spent more time that I had wanted to on that message; that being said, I'll probably never do something like that again, or at the very least it will be a rare occasion.

11 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Buick

Well...being blind is a handicap

13 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Ford Escort

I should be nice since this person's handicapped...although about 70% of the handicap people I see come in don't look or act handicap at all, but somehow they were eligible for a handicap parking permit.

I'd like to also point of my co-worker in the background who's identity I've chosen to protect with big blocks!!

13 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Mazda 626...MY KINGDOM FOR SOME SHADE!

I got this one all figured out; this persons not a dumbass, just an asshole! They wanted to park in the shade to keep the hot son off of their car and so they disregarded all which is just and parked right in the middle of the shade despite the fact that their in the middle of two freaking parking spaces as well! Fiends!!

13 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Chevrolet Silverado

Captain! It's no good, our projected angle of entry is too steap and there's no possible way to fix it! If only trucks came with some sort of way to go backwards, like a reverse mode of operation! Oh if only! But alas, there's nothing we can do.

13 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Toyota Something or another

C-r-a-p-t-a-c-u-l-a-r

11 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Lexus

Rich or wealthy person; they don't need to park in the lines because they're more important than poor people.

A little bit about my last post; I decided to run a small experiment in insulting these people...I may of taken it a little too far, and it could come back to haunt me, but I doubt it!

10 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Chevrolet, like a (badly parked) rock!

"I wonder what those yellow lines are for that I'm right on top of? Oh well, it's probably not important!"

This drivers not handicapped, I can poke fun at them as much as I want and only feel a TINY bit bad about it!

13 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Old Buick

It sucks...I'm going to take this opportunity to explain my rating system a little more thoroughly. One of the things that you may notice while browsing is that I'm a little inconsistent with my ratings; well I'm only human, and I do try to maintain consistency, but it's very difficult, and I will find myself looking back at many of my pictures and wondering why I rated it as such. That being said, one day I'll implement a voting feature, but I can't really do that until I have enough visitors to actually...well...vote.

11 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Volks Vagen Beetle

Curse this beetle three times over! I uploaded this picture, and before I knew it I was at the Volks Vagen website looking at cars! Wasted about fifteen minutes of my life configuring cars that I won't be able to afford any time soon.

11 out of 10

Sams Club (OMG, NO WAI); Roanoke, VA

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Nisan Altima


Another bad parking job by a person(s) with a handicap of some sort. Being out in the parking lot, I speak with a lot of these people, they're very nice...but damnit, they just can't park :\

12 out of 10

Sams Club; Roanoke, VA

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Kia Spectra

So...I got myself a new job; I'm a cart guy at sams club! This opportunity wasn't just knocking, it was smacking me in the face, so naturally I acknowledged it, and now have a virtually endless supply of bad parking pictures! And of course this parking job sucks giant monkey balls! But...yeah it's handicapped :\ I can't help but feel a little bad, but I do what must be done!

12 out of 10

Sames Club; Roanoke, VA

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Mitsubishi Eclipse!

NICE CAR, BAD PARKING! Over dah line, over dahhh freaking line! Now the driver must face the humiliation of his bad parking skills being shown to the 5 people that see this site every day!

8 out of 10

Pizza Pasta Pit; Roanoke, VA

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Scion xB

This picture doesn't truly capture the essence that is this guys crappy parking job, and thus being one of the few people that actually saw this in real life (as apposed to a picture) I can say with 96.73% confidence that this parking job sucks pretty bad.

5 out of 10...no wait, 6...yeah 6 out of 10

Pizza Pasta Pit; Roanoke, VA

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Ford Taurus

meh, what can I say? He's in the lines, just crooked (something I've been unfair about before)
so I say not great, but not good

3 out of 10

Kroger; Salem, VA

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Saturday, August 02, 2008

Saturn

Crappy crooked parking job. White Saturn, parked (horribly) beside shopping carts at a Kroger.

after further review (and an anonymous comment) I realized this isn't that bad. Not good, but not bad. I shall revise the score!

5 out of 10
3 out of 10

Kroger; Salem, VA

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Honda Civic

I've been neglecting my little site again, so I thought it was about time to upload some new bad parking jobs. A pictures worth 1,000 words...unfortunately, search engines can't get any information from pictures, so a description is needed: a white honda civic parked pretty bad, too far too the right and too far forward.

6 out of 10

Salem Civic Center; Salem, VA

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Monday, June 23, 2008

Honda Accord

This will be a first for my site; I've captured the ones responsible for this bad parking job in the picture of their horribly parked car.

7 out of 10

Salem Civic Center, Salem, VA

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Toyota



Another one that isn't really all that horrible. He's strait and pulled up just far enough, but a little too far to the right (from the drivers pov).

2 out of 10

Salem Civic Center, Salem, VA

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

Buick

He gets credit for being in the lines, but looses points for not backing up far enough and being too far to the left. I honestly probably could of gotten much better pictures like the first three, but I didn't drive myself and so I had very little time to run around taking pictures. I took what I could get.

4 out of 10

Salem Civic Center, Salem, VA

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Saturn

when I opened up photoshop to blur the license plate and crop this image, I realized this isn't really that bad of a parking job, just a little crooked. It's still slightly annoying though, and driver of said vehicle could of done a better job, so I'm posting it anyway.

2 out of 10

Salem Civic Center, Salem, VA

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Old Mazda

Another crappy parking job; you can clearly see both the ford and toyota in the previous two posts in the background. Maybe all three drivers will have a wreck, and while their car is flipping in the air they're thinking, "This is happening because I'm an asshole and park however and where ever I want in parking lots, curse my inconsiderate personality!"

15 out of 10

Salem Civic Center, Salem, VA

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