Saturday, November 14, 2009

Jeep Cheeroke

Yes, they're handicap, no I'm not picking on them. I'll need to constantly reinforce this statement since people are so @$#%ing quick to judge me. I am not @$#%ing picking on handicap people, this has nothing to do with their disability, and I realize I can be in their very same situation one day, but they have a driver's license which is supposed to mean they can opperate a vehicle and getting your car in a parking spot successfully kind of falls under this category! So once a-@#%$ing-gain. I'm not picking on the handicap..

8 out of 10

Sam's Club Parking lot; Roanoke, VA


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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Lincoln Navigator


I look at this crap and I can't help but think to myself WTF is wrong with these people!? Really is it that hard to pull your car in between two yellow lines? I don't really care if you're handicapped or not, this has nothing to do with disability but someone's competence as a driver! I also don't give a flying @$#% if it hurts anyone or not! Pulling a vehicle in between two yellow lines is far too simple a task that there's no excuse whether it causes trouble or not!

9 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Tests were successful

The tests were successful, although I can't say what I was testing to the 10s of people that see this site everyday.../sigh


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Thursday, November 05, 2009

Fluidic Energy promises better, cheaper metal-air batteries, wins DoE grant

It's not the only company working on metal-air batteries, but Scottsdale, Arizona-based Fluidic Energy may be in a better position to deliver on its promises than most, as it's just managed to snag a $5.13 million research grant from the US Department of Energy to further develop the "breakthrough" technology. While that word's thrown around quite a bit these, in the case, it may actually live up to the hype, considering that breakthrough in question would be a battery that's able to deliver eleven times the energy density of the best lithium-ion batteries for less than one-third of the cost. The key to that, it seems, is the battery's use of an ionic liquid as its electrolyte, which is described as a "wonder fluid" since it's able to last significantly longer than other fluids because drying out isn't a problem, and because it brings with it a significant boost in energy density. Of course, the company still apparently doesn't have an actual battery to back up its claims just yet, and it's not making any promises about when it might deliver one either.

another test from Engadget articles

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TEST!

Testing testing one two three! Omg!


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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Toyota Min Van

WHAT THE @$#%!?! This is pretty close to as bad as it gets! How hard is it to @$#%ing park in-between two lines?! It's not even like this is a brand new shiny expensive care and the driver was trying to keep it safe from other vehicles! (and even THAT is no excuse for parking like a dick)

8 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Hyundai Sonata!

Your parking sucks...

3 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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No longer reading comments;

I realized something the other day about the comments I've been getting; a lot of them are made by flat out ignorant people that most likely park like many of the people's cars in these pictures everyday. That's not the problem though, the problem is that this pisses me off to no end and makes me want to inflict injuries on said people. Since this is both illegal, and impossible for me, I have no way to vent and therefore it is hazardous to my health.

That being said, I'll no longer be reading comments so if you think you're telling me off, or "setting me strait"...well you're not. You're just wasting time and energy, but if it makes you feel better then by all means tell me how "stupid" I am.

As for positive comments; Please keep these coming, as even though I won't be able to read them, it will almost definitely piss off the people that foolishly criticize me and just knowing that they're pissed off puts a smile on my face.

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Friday, June 12, 2009

Returning visitors?

I seam to have returning visitors. This is certainly new and has been happening over the past few weeks from what Google analytic's say's. If you are one of these returning visitors, feel free to comment on my blog with this post. I'm curious as to how many people are coming back, and what's keeping them coming back.

Thanks.

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GMC Sierra

This takes place just to the left of the previous one...

3 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Dodge Ram?

I had two pictures taken before this one, but they were blurry as hell, so I deleted them. This one turned out pretty nice though.

4 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Monday, June 08, 2009

Hyundai Santa Fe

This is the last one for a bit, and it's quite a horrible parking job as well! I'll probably start putting up the others within the next week...hopefully

5 out of 10

Sams Club Roanoke Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Ford Winstar

Rejoice! For I have found more pictures! And they're terrible, and that's good! Even worse than this one here which is freaking god awful. I blurred the peoples faces to the right because I could! k, rating time...

6 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Monday, June 01, 2009

Mazda MX-5

I love this car, and I'm pretty sure the owner works at Sams. But, he can't park in between the lines.

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

3 out of 10

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Friday, May 29, 2009

Ford Expedition

Not really horrible, just off a little. After the next three posts will be some truly horrific parking jobs. I'm only bring the worst of the worst from now on.

2 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Chevrolet

Too tired to comment.

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

4 out of 10


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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Toyota Camry

Bad parking on a near epic scale...well that's probably going a little too far, as bad as this is, there's much worse out there. Driver still phails.

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

6 out of 10

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Honda Fit

This and the motorcycle were taken on the same day, in fact, top right corner of the picture, you can see the motorcycle and what I believe to be the driver of said cycle.

4 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Motor cycles think they can park anywhere!

Nope, that's not a parking space...I really need to start printing out business cards with my site so people can see their wonderful parking jobs here. Maybe I'll do that one day.

10 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Hyundai

A reader submission by Dan H. A great one at that, the guys taking up two parking spaces and as a bonus, people driving around looking for a space will think they've found one at first, only to realize it's some d-bag parked dead center between two parking spaces!

10 out of 10

Shops at Riveride; Paramus, NJ


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Saturday, April 18, 2009

Nissan Quest

Look at him...poking his head out of the van so casualy as if he's done nothing wrong. Psht...the fool.

2 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Monday, March 30, 2009

Ford Explorer

A slight miss for another handicapped driver.

2 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Moving on up, 3/10 pagerank

Hell yeah, pagerank of 3! Used to be 2. Grats to me!

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Sunday, March 15, 2009

Ford Escort

I'm running out of images after all. And this is not a horrific parking job, it's just bad. I promise to bring only the worst parking pictures after I finish posting the ones I have. I'd even like to make little business cards with my website on them so people can come see their horrible job displayed on the Internet.

2 out of 10

Sams Club Parking Lot; Roanoke, VA

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I seam to have something here...if I would only keep it up

I haven't updated my page in four months, and this all but destroys (wait, no, it pretty much does destroy) my chances for return visitors. However, of the first time visitors, and of the people that voted, it seams my site contains something that's somewhat entertaining. I'm going to make an effort (and hopefully not loose my motivation this time) to keep this website updated.

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